Agustina Stimmel: It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London.A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in, but they haven't got tickets.The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate. "McTavish, Scotland" he says, "Discus" and in he walks.The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder. "Waddington-Smythe, England" he says, "Pole vault" and in he walks.The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm. He says, "O'Malley, Ireland, Fencing."...Show more
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